What did he just call me?

Stranger: hii
You: G'night. :)
Stranger: asl?
You: I said... GOOD NIGHT.
Stranger: and i said... ASL
Stranger: whoreslutmotherfucker
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Amnesia

You: Yo.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: I don't know.
You: I have amnesia.
Stranger: fuck
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Undecided

Stranger: Asl
You: 17 USA undecided
Stranger: Transexual?
You: Undecided.
Stranger: Why?
You: I like men.
Stranger: I dont
You: Then we like each other.
You: I love you.
Stranger: Love you too
You: No, see, that's different.
You: Saying "I love you" and "Love you" are two totally different things.
Stranger: I love you
You: That's right.
You: Now suck my dick.
Stranger: Ok
You: ... I was kidding.
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The First

Stranger: girl looking to talk dirty
You: I have veneral disease and my dick is only .109 inch in diameter.
Stranger: wow thats a first
You: Isn't it?
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