What did he just call me?

Stranger: hii
You: G'night. :)
Stranger: asl?
You: I said... GOOD NIGHT.
Stranger: and i said... ASL
Stranger: whoreslutmotherfucker
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Amnesia

You: Yo.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: I don't know.
You: I have amnesia.
Stranger: fuck
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Undecided

Stranger: Asl
You: 17 USA undecided
Stranger: Transexual?
You: Undecided.
Stranger: Why?
You: I like men.
Stranger: I dont
You: Then we like each other.
You: I love you.
Stranger: Love you too
You: No, see, that's different.
You: Saying "I love you" and "Love you" are two totally different things.
Stranger: I love you
You: That's right.
You: Now suck my dick.
Stranger: Ok
You: ... I was kidding.
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The First

Stranger: girl looking to talk dirty
You: I have veneral disease and my dick is only .109 inch in diameter.
Stranger: wow thats a first
You: Isn't it?
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You: I hate people.
Stranger: I hate you too
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F*** THE ENGLISH!

Stranger: im 18, male and very horny ;) horny girl with webcam?
You: If by horny girl, you mean fat guy... then no.
You: If by horny girl, you mean sexy woman...
You: Sure.
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: right, are you a sexy girl then? haha
Stranger: England
You: FUCK THE ENGLISH
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dick pizza

Stranger: HEY
You: so who do you think would win in a fight?
You: ninjas or wizards?
Stranger: NINJAS!!!
You: I know right???
Stranger: ALSO MY COCK
You: mmmm
You: cock
You: jkjk
Stranger: hahaha
You: lol smiley face
Stranger: bitches love smily faces
Stranger: true
Stranger: you wanna get some pizza and fuck?!
You: I'm not a bitch
You: but I do like pizza
Stranger: with sausage
You: and I'm a virgin
You: nono
Stranger: ohhhhhhh
You: I don't eat meat
Stranger: still though
Stranger: you wanna get some pizza and fuck?!
Stranger: ill make you eat my meat
Stranger: bbitch
You: oh LOL
You: you're so funny
You: wow
You: so what if I say yes?
Stranger: we can have a cock pizza
Stranger: with my dick for toppings
Stranger: and cheeze
Stranger: aka jizz
You: ooooo
Stranger: you interested?
You: doesn't that mean you're gay?
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