dick pizza

Stranger: HEY
You: so who do you think would win in a fight?
You: ninjas or wizards?
Stranger: NINJAS!!!
You: I know right???
Stranger: ALSO MY COCK
You: mmmm
You: cock
You: jkjk
Stranger: hahaha
You: lol smiley face
Stranger: bitches love smily faces
Stranger: true
Stranger: you wanna get some pizza and fuck?!
You: I'm not a bitch
You: but I do like pizza
Stranger: with sausage
You: and I'm a virgin
You: nono
Stranger: ohhhhhhh
You: I don't eat meat
Stranger: still though
Stranger: you wanna get some pizza and fuck?!
Stranger: ill make you eat my meat
Stranger: bbitch
You: oh LOL
You: you're so funny
You: wow
You: so what if I say yes?
Stranger: we can have a cock pizza
Stranger: with my dick for toppings
Stranger: and cheeze
Stranger: aka jizz
You: ooooo
Stranger: you interested?
You: doesn't that mean you're gay?
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