You: I have a 100.3°F (37.9°C) fever.
Stranger: u female
You: Do you want the flu?
You: I can give it to you.
You: Via internet.
You: Because the Great Flying Spaghetti Monster gives me these powers.
Stranger: send me pik of ur boobs
You: Fine.
You: Give me a second.
Stranger: god
Stranger: kk
You: http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/478643/80679476.jpg
You: You like?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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