zombies and deceptacons

Stranger: heyy
You: hello!
You: zombies or unicorns?
Stranger: zombies
Stranger: well unicorn
Stranger: u can ride them
Stranger: but zombies would be cool too
Stranger: =/
You: this is true.
Stranger: u could poke em
You: what would you do if there was a zombie invasion?
Stranger: i would be in shawn of the dead
Stranger: or reffer to my zombie guide handbook for sticky zombie situations
You: .. you are awesome.
Stranger: ur questions r epic
Stranger: better then asl!
Stranger: :D
You: if you only had grape jello, taco sauce, a stick and a dull machete, and three zombies were attack you, what would you do?
You: yes, it is totally better than asl. ahah.!
Stranger: i would use the dull machete to carve a whole in the ground, fill it with taco saue and grape jelly hoping they would chemically react creating acid.. then stick a stick on top
Stranger: and hope the zombie walks over it
Stranger: :D
You: YES!
You: very nice answer!
Stranger: i concur
You: i think, in a zombie invasion, the best thing to do would be to pretend to be one of them.
You: it seems like the logical decision if you're outnumbered, you know?
Stranger: oh true true... but it depends how mch jelly and taco sauce u have
You: of course. and if the jello is fat free.
Stranger: oh! louer the zombies away from town with the jello!
You: then they would chase after you though.
Stranger: some people like sliming alternatives to kelly
Stranger: i run like a kenyan tho
Stranger: they wouldnt catch me
You: you're set then, ahah.
You: you could run to a military base and nuke their asses.
Stranger: hahah! -_- muahaha
You: zombie are pretty easy to defeat. i think deceptacons would be trickier.
Stranger: but the machete is dull
Stranger: ]:
You: true.
Stranger: and is even duller from carving a pit of doom
Stranger: seems we would be in quite a pickle
You: and i don't think giant robots like jello and taco sauce, either.
Stranger: but we could use them to grase their bolts and undoo them..
Stranger: *grease
You: one of us would have to provide a distraction while the other greases them then.
Stranger: okay.. we need a fat black chick
You: ahah!
Stranger: in a movie theater
Stranger: ahhaha
You: who likes fried chicken.
Stranger: oh myy! yES!
Stranger: and who sings gospel and knows bob marley
You: she could use the fried chicken to distract the deceptacons, because like, everyone likes fried chicken.
You: and she could do that stuff too !!
You: and we could pay her for her services with like .. coins from chuck e cheeses.
Stranger: this is better then the hitch hickers guide to the galaxy!
Stranger: or box tops!
You: whooottt !
You: zombies and deceptacons tend to have that effect.